I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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