I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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