You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
It was a blind-side dick pic.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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