Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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