windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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