I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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