You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
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Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
There are leaves in my underwear?
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