What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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