Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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