Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Help. Why am I so naked?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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