Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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