He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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