The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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