Nicole vs. Life
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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