He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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