? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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