Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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