Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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