Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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