Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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