Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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