"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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