I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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