Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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