How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
sex in a hospital.. check
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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