so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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