So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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