from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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