Reggie can tackle my bush.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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