He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
from now on my penis is your penis
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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