i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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