i just google imaged poop.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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