Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
we're so committed to being not committed
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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