She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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