So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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