Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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