I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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