No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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