you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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