Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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