hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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