Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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