Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
i need some magic done to my vagina
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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