oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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