Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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