it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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