school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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