She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
