i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
