so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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