Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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