What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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