hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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