Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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