no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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