There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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