Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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