It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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